It’s Okay to Have Questions
I welcome people of all genders and sexual orientations and I take pleasure in the diversity in age (21+), race, size, and gender of my clients. If you have concerns regarding accessibility, please let me know when you contact me so I can be sure to meet all of your needs.
Contact me via my bookings section of this website. From there, I will respond promptly and we can communicate through email or text. If I’m taking appointments and you are a repeat client and already have my phone number, texting me is perfectly fine! Please don’t call me in the middle of the night, early mornings, or when my website states I am not working.
I accept cash or e-transfer. Please have your fee pre-counted and ready when you arrive and hand it to me at the beginning of our session, ideally in an unsealed envelope. I would prefer not to have to ask.
Cleanliness and hygiene are important. When you arrive for your session, I will ask you to shower before we begin. Please brush your teeth and make sure you’ve otherwise attended to your personal hygiene before arriving.
Please arrive for your session on time. If you’re running late, please email me to let me know. If you need to cancel, give me at least 24 hours notice. (Cancelling with less than 24 hours notice incurs a 100% cancellation fee.)
I would appreciate if you did not arrive more than 5 minutes before our scheduled time, as I use this time to prepare. I’m sure both of us appreciate it when I’m at my very best!
Do not arrive drunk or high.
No, my rates are fixed. Don’t try to bargain or barter with me. If my rates don’t work for you, please see another service provider.
I require a minimum $50 deposit per hour of booking. While touring, I usually require a higher deposit—50% of the session cost—to respect the limited time I have available.
Deposits are non-refundable, and contribute to the total cost of your appointment. If you need to reschedule (with more than 48 hours notice), I’m happy to transfer your deposit to a future booking within a reasonable amount of time (usually, one month).
If you cancel with less than 48 hours notice, your deposit may be forfeit. An additional cancellation fee may still apply, depending on the circumstances, before I am able to see you again.
If we see each other in public outside of a session, I will use my utmost discretion and pretend we have never met before, and I expect the same in return.
Please get in touch with me as soon as possible if you need to cancel or reschedule a session. If, on rare occasions, I must reschedule with you, I will always contact you.
If you repeatedly cancel, a larger deposit will be required to re-book.
If you cancel with less than 48 hours notice there will be a 50% cancellation fee. If you cancel with less than 24 hours notice, there will be a 100% cancellation fee. Please understand that, because I am usually touring with limited amounts of time, last-minute cancellations really impact me!
Clients who do not show up and do not notify me may request to re-book with the understanding that you will be charged the full fee for your missed session. The cancellation fee must be paid by email money transfer before I will consider booking you again. Re-booking under these circumstances is at my discretion.
Yes! I'm happy to meet you at your 4+ star hotel––or, under certain circumstances, your home in the Interior. Additional screening is required for outcalls.
Absolutely! Mention it in your booking for and we can discuss who might be a good fit, or take a look at my "Friends" page.
Tipping is never expected, but always appreciated. Please note that gifts or tipping will not get you any additional services. If you’re so inclined, I’m a sucker for chocolate, a bottle of your favourite wine (unopened) or bourbon, a bag of your favourite coffee beans, or gift cards to some of my favourite spots: Lush, MAC, Sephora, Moksha Yoga, or Sense Spa. I promise I’ll be thinking of you as I delve into luxury…